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PostSubject: the greatest story ever told   Tue Jun 23, 2009 7:04 pm

one day me, my step brother brandon, and our midget friend archie were walking down the road.(let me say really quick that im 6ft tall,brandon 5ft15in and archie is about 4.13ft. so there is a larg hieght diffrence) well we were walking after gettin a pizza at little ceasers. and in the parking lot of the pizza place a group of 30 year old ladies kept staring at us. so we decided to cross the street because they were creepy. so brandon started to act like a jackass to them while we were crossing. we yelled to him and he turned around and came our way. just as he was in the middle of the street they race out of the parking lot in there escalade and atempt to run him over literally scraping the bottem of his shoe as he was running.(no fucking joke there is paint from that car on his shoe) so then he throws a pizza slice at them while they are at a green light. it sticks to their back window. suddenly a huge 3 hundred pound black chick(who happened to be the driver) cam out and hobbled towards us. i was trying to contain the laughter from both the of how fat she was, how she was able to fit in a car, and the fact that she was pissed after she almost ran over brandon. which wouldnt have saddened me because he is a faggot. so they get into an argumant and brandon starts to ball up his fist

(he gets really pissed when random women yell at him((and it happens alot)))

so she sees this and says,"bitch wat the F*** u gonna hit me,little boy i will knock ur ass into next week..." it go's on like that for a good hour and finnally after themile long back up of traffic the cops begin to arrive. my step brother being the retard that he is decided to keep the stupididy going by hiding in the super secret location lf the chip aisle in the adjacent gas station. now he isnt that much skinner then the lady. so he could have hid behind a car and still stuck out.so they grab him and take them both down to the police station. the next morning his mom finds him there and asks the officers to keep him either there or juvie or somthin just to teach him a lesson. so they kept him there for 3 days. along with the drunks(being it right after st.patricks day)

and that my friends is just the first chapter in the greatest true story ever told
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PostSubject: Re: the greatest story ever told   Wed Jun 24, 2009 2:25 pm

What happend to the woman? Did she die?
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PostSubject: Re: the greatest story ever told   Wed Jun 24, 2009 2:26 pm

Can't believe I got a point for that...
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PostSubject: Re: the greatest story ever told   Wed Jun 24, 2009 2:26 pm

and that! magic.
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PostSubject: Re: the greatest story ever told   Thu Jun 25, 2009 12:17 am

yaaa...well the woman probably went on to fufill her dream of eating an entire car full of kfc. and my friends plz watch out for more chapters of me and my stepbrothers misadventures
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PostSubject: Re: the greatest story ever told   Thu Jun 25, 2009 1:03 am

LOLZ nice kfc thing,

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PostSubject: Re: the greatest story ever told   Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:06 am

but i swear on my life that any story like this i post is 1 hundred and fifty percent true
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